Wistical 8-Ball
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Yup yup, it's that day again. And I liked the magic 8-ball meme so much last week, I'm going to make it recurring. I'll take some of the questions that were good and easily modified to be recurring from the original, and then add my own questions of the week to it. It'll be like my own musical horoscope each week! Shall we see who it goes?
We'll start with the standards and I'll add mine at the end:
Standard:
How does the world see you this week?
Aerosmith - Same Old Song and Dance
"Fate comes and knockin', don't start lockin' your old time connections, change your direction. You ain't gonna change it, can't rearrange it, can't stand the pain, when it's all the same to you my friend."
-Well I guess that sounds about right. This week really hasn't been anything special. The little benefit thing on Monday was fun though.
Will I have a happy week?
Tesla - Wonderful World
"Ever since Chicken Little said, the sky was fallin' down upon his head
I told myself, what a wonderful world"
-Well that sound promising! I hope you're right magic iTunes! :O)
Do people secretly lust after me this week?
Extreme - Tell Me Something I Don't Know
"If every song been sung, under the sun, what's left for me then, eat drink and have fun. It must go on, as for the show. So tell me something . . . Something I don't already know!"
-Dammit, that's what you're supposed to be doing for ME right now iTunes. Don't get lippy or I'll use napster or Windows Media player instead!
What should I do with my week?
Metal Church - Gods of Second Chance
"A candle flame before me, flickers in dance, as I sit here prayin', hopin' that I'm swaying, the gods of second chance."
-So, I'll take this as meaning I'm supposed to give someone a second chance? Well, I AM going out with O'Gara's girl on Friday? Hmmm…? Maybe it means I'm going to be a getting a second chance?
What do I think my theme song of the week is?
Shaggy (W/ Maxi Priest) - That Girl
"Girl to make you break your silence and speak, just a glimpse upon the silhouette my knees get weak. Mmm Mmm Baby Baby, so unique, a real romantic lover. Make your life complete."
-Yeah, Hi. Help me out here. WHICH ONE????
What kind of week will I have?
Monster Magnet - Temple of Your Dreams
"Well I've wasted enough of my time on the edge of forever, and I paid all the god damn dues that I wanna pay. If I can't slip into the 13th house of your twilight baby, oh plant a bomb in temple of your dreams."
-Ok dammit. Stop being cryptic. Media Player has shuffle too!
This week:
Will I end up dating any of the women I currently know?
Guns 'N Roses - Double Talkin' Jive
"Double talkin' jive get the money motherfucker cause I got no more patience."
-Well jeez, you could have just said no.
What should I do to cheer myself up?
Phil Collins - Something Happened on the Way to Heaven (Live)
"You can run, and you can hide, but I'm not leaving unless you come with me. We had our problems, but I'm on your side. You're all I need, please believe in me."
-So, I should be a stalker? :-P
Will Idiot Boss ever stop being an idiot?
The Offspring - Smash It Up
"We've been playing now for much too long, And now we're gonna dance to a different song. I'm gonna scream and shout till my dying breath. I'm gonna smash it up till there's nothing left."
-Umm, iTunes, are you saying I should just kick his ass or what?
What should I beware of this week?
ZZ Top - Planet of Women
"If you have the answer, drop me a line today or send a straight jacket something in a shade of gray. I think I've sprained my brain 'cause it won't unwind. Every day it's man against man on the planet of women, oh yeah. It's driving me insane"
-Holy crap!! We're going to be invaded by Amazonians from another planet??? I must warn the world!!!!!!!
Should I play poker at Stub and Herb's tonight?
Filter - Hey Man Nice Shot
"That's why I say hey man, nice shot. What a good shot man."
-Hmm, sounds like give it a shot to me! I guess I will give it a try!
Well there you go! Feel free to do you own version of the Original 8-ball meme if you wanna! I'm going to go start preparing for the invasion of the Planet of Women.
posted by Chief Slacker @ 3:11 PM,
