Since it's Wednesday it's time to find out what the magical musical fortune teller has to say for me! this is based on the Original 8-ball meme. You can do this as well, just come up with your questions, set your music player on random and the answer to each question is the next song!
Standard:
How does the world see you this week?
Staind - Epiphany
"I am nothing more than, a little boy inside, that cries out for attention. Yet I always try to hide. Cause I've talked to you like children, though I don't know how I feel. But I know I'll do the right thing, if the right thing is to feel. Cause it's always raining in my head. Forget all the things I should have said."
--I'm not quite sure what this means, but apparently the world thinks I'm either going to have an encounter with God, or make a big realization... hmm...?
Do people secretly lust after me this week?
Jackyl - Mental Masturbation
"Oh, Mental Masturbation, I think it's time to use my fist."
--Oh.Good.God. iTunes, you're dirty! DIRTY!
What should I do with my week?
Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
"People always told me, be careful what you do, don't go around breaking young girls hearts. My mama always told me, be careful who you love, be careful what you do, because a lie becomes the truth."
--Hmm, so I should find a girl named Billie Jean? Or do you mean I need to watch out for some girl saying I got her pregnant? I doubt the latter considering the amount of time since I actually got some. heh.
What do You think my theme song of the week is?
Warrant - You're the Only Hell Your Mama Ever Raised
"Your the only hell, your mama ever raised. she tried to tell ya, but your had to grow up your own way. Shoulda known, known much better, but you must be going through some phase."
--Ok, so what stupid thing am I gonna do that would make mom say "told ya so?"
What kind of week will I have?
Dire Straits - Sultans of Swing
"You step inside but you don't see too many faces. Coming in out of the rain to hear the jazz go down. Too much competition too many other places, but not too many horns can make that sound."
--Hmm, so a msic filled one? Jazzy? I guess we'll find out!
This week:
How will my first blind date ever go tonight?
CPR - It's All Coming Back to Me Now
"And I get snapped into focus, by that oncoming train. I got too much to lose, I got so much to gain. And it's all coming back, it's coming back to me now."
--Hmm, so yeah, I guess it'll all come back to me as it goes ;O)
Will any other people respond to The Challenge?
Aerosmith - Get a Grip
"Same old, same old everyday, if things don't change you're just going to rot. Because if you do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got. Uhh could that be nothing?"
--Well sheesh, you didn't need to be rude iTunes! You could have said something like "probably not" instead. sheesh. Nut then you tell me to do something different which is what I WAS doing... soo??
How will I resolve my little credit card snafu?
Collective Soul - Where the River Flows
"I'll give you answers, To the questions you have yet to ask. Silence is beauty, Words they only complicate the task."
--So I'[ll take that as get some advice, listen and then go with the flow...
Which did you like better, the longer hair or shorter?
Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe
"He came to town like a midwinter storm. He rode through the fields so handsome and strong. His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun. But all he had come for was having some fun."
--What the hell is that supposed to mean? You like me better cottony? Or set to hoedown-techno? or maybe you're saying my eyes and smile are better?
Should I keep doing the Music 8-Ball?
Prince - When You Were Mine
"Cuz I love you, baby, that's no lie. I love you more that I did, When you were mine."
--Umm, iTunes, it's not like we were dating or anything... sheesh. Umm, can we still be friends or something?
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